Saturday, February 12, 2011

Sucked, Melted, Tucked, Lifted, Implanted, and Pinned


Not sure if you’ve noticed, but we as a culture have become obsessed with youth & beauty. However, through history women have always found beauty regiments that enhance physical features---corsets date back to the 15th century, which were known for uncomfortable cinching, and the occasional pass out. Or the cold cream your grandma used for 50 years. These are all normal concepts to me. Not a huge investment, nor life-threatening, and doesn’t require using a fat donor to make your ass look plump.

You heard it. A fat donor. I’m specifically speaking about the latest beauty trend, The Brazilian Butt Lift—“The procedure removes fat from selected areas of your body, purifies the fat, then reinjects selected donor fat cells into your buttocks. The process of fat reinjection involves scores or hundreds of injections. The procedure is designed to fill the upper quadrant of your buttocks so that the butt appears lifted and perky. The resulting effect is that the woman appears more attractive and sensuous.”

Why would I want fat from someone else? So incredibly eerie. In effort to enhance the figure, one must allow HUNDREDS of incisions/injections, permission to remove the very matter of who you are and be willing to accept fat from someone else. Would you eat candy from a stranger, then why would you inject stranger fat? Just get over that your ass is flat, maybe it’s from sitting on the couch for too long, or you inherited it from your mother. Love yourself and not Kim Kardashian. Kim’s got a rockin bod, but it’s because of all the medical work she has had. Who knows in 20 years what the sucking and tucking will look like…..

Another procedure that is beyond me is Monopolar Radiofrequency, AKA Fat Melting—“ Treating spot fat has never been easier - even if you go to the gym on a regular basis and eat a healthy diet, you may have pockets of fat that are stubborn and resistant to remove., Uses monopolar radio frequency (RF) to "melt fat." The Exilis (machine) allows multiple levels of penetration into the skin to deliver different results, even delving deep enough to affect the subcutaneous fat layer - that troublesome fat just under the skin. No surgery needed”.

So what you’re telling me is that I’ll pump high-levels of radio waves into my body, to rid troublesome belly fat --- to in return get cancer in 10 years, from involuntary absorbing radio waves. WTF?! This makes no sense….come on people; we don’t know what these procedures will do to our health. When did looking flawless take priority of evading chemo? Radiation and chemo should get that dress size down—ask someone who’s been through it. Awful.

Ladies (and some obsessed men), you were not born physically perfect, nor will you ever be. Everything ages. And most aging is done beautifully. Let time age you. It’s how it was meant to be--- the natural progression of aging…and dying. Think before you do certain things to your body. The law of physics, “Every action is accompanied by a reaction of equal magnitude but opposite direction”

Don’t be a Joan Rivers.


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